THESE ARE REAL SIGNS as seen on shirts and places in Provincetown, Cape Cod, Massachusetts. The "Gay Capital" of the United States or in the east coast for that matter. But more than a popular place for same-sex marriage ceremonies, PTown is home to hundreds of artists, bohemians, writers, poets, eclectics and other interesting mix of people. They see PTown as an escape from the ‘real’ world because of its serene, picturesque and peaceful setting. One can’t help but fall in love with the place and once you’re there, you never want to leave. It’s a tourist haven for white, powdery sand beaches, whale watching, old houses, shipwrecks sightings, lighthouses, historical sights, nightlife and shopping! Its uniqueness and small town feel (with a population of only 3555) draws a lot of tourists year after year after since the 1800’s.
I’m too cheap to buy shirts so I just took shots! Hehe. Well, the thing with these NOT oftentimes politically (in)correct shirts is that over time, it’s not funny anymore or you’ve outgrown them. So what do you do with a shirt that cost $15-25?? Next time you have the urge to buy shirts with statements on it, think twice. OR better yet just follow me- grab your digicam and start shooting. You still have the funny quips, nevermind if you can’t wear them. You’ll get over it soon enough!
This is a real commercial bank, not a sperm bank!! Funny, how one plays with words and it comes out with double meanings. You hardly expect it in an institution such as this but there it is, "Seamen’s Bank"! Of course, I also think of ’seminal fluids’ whenever I think of Seimen’s Technology. Why they name them that? I don’t know! 
Plain and simple. I’M MAT.
This one is sorta cute: Catholic School Survivor. I sure am a survivor of 10 years Catholic schooling!
I would have wanted the other shirt just for kicks but sure I am a catholic girl but NOT gone bad…!
How would you like a shirt that says: "Instant slut, just add alcohol?!" or "Super Concentrated Bitch" OR "Porn Star in Training". That attracts unsolicited comments outright from crazy drunks!
"Planted TV?" They seem to be glass-like TV monitors planted on rows of square pots but they’re actually just thick glasses with ‘your life’ prints on it. It’s a crowd drawer! Cool concept from a facade of a restaurant.
…And this is a name of a souvenir shop. It makes sense, you don’t have to panic for souvenir items- just check out their store and you’re sure to find stuff to bring home to friends and family. So don’t panic!
Need I say more on this $34.50 signage?! 
