Archive for September, 2007

25
Sep

From Boracay To Greece; From Me To Malu!

FOR YOUR GUIDANCE MALU, we of certain socioeconomic background are not stupid people. We don’t lack common sense. We may not have been fully educated or graduated at the best school but we can read anything thicker than a magazine hence we didn’t find your article funny at all. It’s not because we didn’t understand that we are angry, it’s because we can distinguish crudeness from decency. You have blatantly marginalized us. Isn’t it the responsibility of every respectable and prudent human being to continually bridge the gap between people- rich and poor, educated and not? It’s not for the politicians alone to do. We sure hope never to get the culture of the elitist world you’re living in. But see, I am not so exact of which elite class you belong to because a true elite group of this day and age enjoying distinguished intellectual, social or economic status have breeding and grace and are mostly involved in philanthropic work. You are an embarassment if you claim to be a part of them.

I’ve read some of your works from the newspaper online. What a waste of my time but in order to address you, I have to get to know how you think. Your writings are mediocre at best. They say that you are what you write. Your writings are part of you and it shows your character. After reading your articles, I can pretty much size you up- no pun intended. I therefore conclude that you are insignificant, frivolous, status seeker who constantly has to name-drop just to show that you live a so-called fierce and fabulous life. There is a stark distinction between a "sosyal" and "pa-sosyal" person; and "nakakataas kilay" and nakaka-relate ako" in one’s writings. Flaunting it to be honest is quite a bit, pathetic and irritating. How ignorant of you to say that you are writing for a certain target audience in a newspaper named Manila Standard and in a magazine called People? People Magazine is a celebrity and human interest magazine. It talks about people from all walks of life. Its readers cross gender and socioeconomic standard, so does the newspaper. What are you doing in such a medium where people of different background read it?!

The article in the bone of contention is entitled "From Boracay To Greece". I didn’t get it. I have been to Boracay. It is one of the country’s best island known for its blindingly white and powdery sand beaches. The first time I went, I didn’t have the best of accomodations but I had the best of time and all you could talk about was the algae collecting on your adidas all-terrain. Of course you had to point out that you refuse to wear your Havaianas under such condtion. I don’t recall such a need to disinfect my whole surroundings with baygon and lysol so much that it would have nearly killed me either. And then you lament on your tragedy flying economy class being packed like sardines with OFWs and be disgusted by it as though they carry the plague.

I envied you for seeing Greece. You walked into ancient Greece, stepping into the greatest of all architechtural works. How exciting to be where the the finest of writings in literature was born such as the Greek Methology! You were in Athens, home of the most admired thinkers- Plato, Aristotle and Socrates and the dramatists- Euripides and Sophocles. I expected some exciting triumph in your writings, to be able to touch history. Instead, you mentioned about shopping and eating at a food chain. You did mention Parthenon and the Acropolis, "climbing every step in my gold, open-toed sandals". "After a whole day of sight-seeing I decided I have had enough of the historical sites," you continued on. You have just seen one of the the most beautiful, historical-rich countries of all, a country that practically molded western civilization and all you could muster was you have had enough of it and that you ended up shopping some more for the rest of your stay.

Sigh. You wasted the entire spread on YOU! You talked about your shallow self in the 2-paged article and you titled it ‘From Boracay To Greece’! And you actually believe, that makes you fierce and fabulous?! I have nothing more to say. I rest my case.

25
Sep

Malu Who?!

I AM PERHAPS the last person to blog about Malu Fernandez. Frankly, I have been debating whether to ignore her, pretend I hadn’t read her downright brash and cocky article and move on with my life or write my own two cents worth (before I slit my wrist at the thought of being trapped in a plane seated next to her in economy class!). I decided on the latter because I know there are still a few out there unaware of the huge fuss over Malu Fernandez, no pun intended. I also have to let out steam.

Who is she? Why is she getting her 15-minute of fame online and offline? If not for the forwarded email that circulated like a virus on the net, she would have remained an unknown, save for the certain target audience she claims she writes her stories for. Out of curiousity, I googled her and came 377,000 articles tagged with her name! The odd thing is, not one of the random results I clicked all the way to the end says anything about her career, or previous writings or a simple background on who she is. Every single result are blogs and commentaries on her now ill-famed write-up. I’m disappointed. All I know is she writes a column in Manila Standard Today in the Lifestyle section and a contributing columnist for People Asia Magazine. Other than that, she has no books to her name, no affiliations, not even her own blog. How do I validate if she is the "diva" she claims to be?! How do I verify if she is indeed nothing but a spoiled rotten brat of aristocratic lineage who is simply ignorant and oblivious to the realities of life?! I would have somewhat understood her myopic view of the world based on ones socioeconomic status if she were born royalty and never experienced financial constraints but the fact of the matter is she flew coach! How do you justify an utter disdain for the people smelling like Charlie and Axe cologne when YOU are packed with them like sardines (the term she used)?! She could have flown first class and then bash at the people on the economy class, while totally uncouth, would have given her credibility.

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Please read her entire article by clicking on the photos  before you continue so you get the whole picture. While you’re at it, click on her response defending her essay. Her defense is the clincher! It made things worse and by this time the entire blogsphere is calling for her resignation on the Manila Standard Today and Malu
People Asia Magazine and she has had thousands of hate blogs calling her names and have given her the expletives, and not to mention the death threats she has gotten. By this time, I have been boiling and the only way to appease my anger is by expressing them. The publisher of People Asia washed their hands on the matter expressing that in the light of the matter, they were going to fire Fernandez but Fernandez went ahead and gave her resignation. The publisher further added that "there is a fine print in the magazine’s staff box stating that the opinions and views expressed by writers are their own and not necessarily endorsed by the editors and the management." How convenient! Perhaps in fear for her life, Fernandez then issues a public apology stating her deepest regret and sorry but by then the damage has been done. Her words meant nothing. When she decides to actually slit her wrist as an act of contrition, or wear Charlie cologne for the rest of her life, or suffocate herself daily spraying baygon and lysol all over her body, maybe then, just maybe, the Filipino people will forgive her. For now, all she is to me is a shallow, hypocritical, pretentious, pompous ass!

This Malu issue consequently raises more questions and arguments beyond what she wrote. I’m no saint. I’m admittedly guilty as the next person of having some prejudices and bigotry in my own choices. Everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes goes the song from Avenue Q, the musical, but that doesn’t give us the right to insult people for who they are. That’s when decorum and sensitivity come in. I’ve never flown first class in my life. I told myself, even when I can afford to someday, I won’t. I cringe at the thought of wasting US$20,000 (based on current Cathay Pacific fare: US$24,660.70 from Boston to Manila!) to fly first class from the U.S. to the Philippines round trip! I could buy low-cost housing for that price or send a lot of kids to school for a year there! Sure, there are annoyance flying economy from crying babies left and right, the endless loud chatters, tv-dinner food, the cramp seat with little or no leg room and yes, the different smells! Big deal! That’s part of daily life. We are constantly inconvenienced by something in one way or another. We can complain, whine and bitch but we don’t have to be downright rude and insensible. Insulting people is not a laughing matter. Filipino humor is almost always self-deprecating. We make fun of ourselves by being excessively modest or belittling our capacity. We do it to ourselves. When someone makes a mockery out of the expense of another, that isn’t funny. That’s insulting. What did the OFW do to you, Malu to deserve such nasty and biting remarks? If anything, OFWs pump up cash to the Philippines so you can get paid in your job! OFWs stabilize the draining economy by feeding it countless dollars so you can better sleep at night! How could you call your essay "humurous and tongue-in-cheek?" There is a line you don’t cross in being funny and hope to get away with it by calling it acerbic wit.

A formal complaint/petition has yet to be endorsed to the Manila Standard calling for Fernandez’ resignation. Meanwhile, I am aghast by the silence of the newspaper to take action on the issue. Malu Fernandez is still seen in her weekly column on the paper as of this writing. Clearly the newspaper, who is only the fourth read newspaper in the Philippines is using the Malu Controversy to their advantage- in the hope of pooling in more readers to buy their newspaper. But see whatever they do, they are a far cry from the Philippine Daily Inquirer who retains roughly 1.47 million readers nationwide on a recent survey while Manila Standard isn’t even mentioned. Their circulation is unknown and I can only assume it is way under 100,000 copies daily. Even when I was in the Philippines, I never read the Manila Standard. I didn’t know anybody who read that paper. There was no reason for me then, certainly nothing can make me read their paper now- not even malu fernandez’ empty, lacking in substance articles on its lifestyle section which to me read like a very, very bad copy with ideas lifted from a cosmopolitan, vanity fair or good housekeeping magazine.

04
Sep

Avenue Q, North American Tour

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AS IT TURNS OUT
, Avenue Q will be all across America and in Toronto bringing laughs and music! So while I’m at it, here’s posting where they’ll be at in the coming months. When you see your City, just google it like type: Avenue Q Boston in the search bar and you will find all the info on how to get tickets and stuff or you can always go to Avenue Q official wesite.

Avenue Q North American Tour Schedule


 

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       LOS   ANGELES
    9/4 -   10/14/07
    THE  AHMANSON
   

    TUCSON
    10/16 -   10/21/07
    MUSIC   HALL
   

    HOUSTON
    10/23 -   11/4/07
    HOBBY   CENTER
   

            
        KANSAS CITY
    
11/9 -   11/11/07
      THE   BENEDUM

DES   MOINES
11/13 -   11/18/07
CIVIC   CENTER

PITTSBURGH
    11/20 -   11/25/07
   THE   BENEDUM

               
     WASHINGTON   DC
    
THE NATIONAL
   11/27 -   12/9/07
 
BALTIMORE
     12/11 -   12/23/07
     THE   HIPPODROME
 
   
MINNEAPOLIS
    1/1 -   1/13/08
   THE   STATE
 

 CLEVELAND
    1/15 -   1/27/08
   THE   PALACE
 
    
PHILADELPHIA
    1/29 -   2/10/08
    THE FOREST
 
    
ST.   LOUIS
  2/12 -   2/24/08
   THE   FOX
 
   
MILWAUKEE
2/26 -   3/2/08
  MARCUS   PAC
 

  ROCHESTER
    3/4 -   3/9/08
    AUDITORIUM   THEATRE

BOSTON
3/11 - 3/23/08
COLONIAL THEATRE

ATLANTA

3/25 -   3/30/08
THE   FOX

TAMPA

4/1 -   4/6/08
TAMPA BAY   PAC

COLUMBUS

4/8 -   4/13/08
THE PALACE THEATRE


EAST   LANSING

4/15 -   4/20/08
WHARTON   CENTER

LOUISVILLE
4/22 -   4/27/08
THE   PALACE

BUFFALO
4/29 -   5/4/08
SHEA’S BUFFALO

RALEIGH
5/6 -   5/11/08
PROGRESS   ENERGY CENTER

MIAMI

5/13 -   5/18/08
CARNIVAL   CENTER

SEATTLE
6/10 -   6/22/08
THE PARAMOUNT

PORTLAND
6/24 -   6/29/08
KELLER   AUDITORIUM

FT.   WORTH
7/8 -   7/13/08
BASS   PAC

GREENVILLE
7/15 -   7/20/08
PEACE   CENTER

CHARLOTTE
7/22 -   7/27/08
BELK   PAC

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7/29 -   8/31/08
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02
Sep

Avenue Q, The Asian Premier

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I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH to find out more about the upcoming staging of the Broadway musical, Avenue Q in Manila, Philippines. Brought to life by Atlantis productions, Avenue Q, will start playing on September 7, 8, 14, 15, 16, 22, and 23, 2007
at the Carlos P. Romulo Auditorium at the RCBC Plaza in Makati. The ticket prices are: Balcony Php 500, Loge Php 1,000, Orchestra Php 1,250
. I think this is fairly priced considering it costs over a hundred dollars to watch a Broadway show in New York. (Although, I wait in lines very early or do the lottery and usually get front row tickets for about $25.00!!). You can buy your tickets at Ticketworld online or at Ticketworld outlets in selected National Bookstore branches! This should be a fun show to watch because I think the cast are well-picked! Nope, I am not in any way affiliated with the production nor am I being paid for this promotion. I simply love theater! I didn’t know until now that live theater is alive in the Philippines! and in that case we should support it! The Philippines of all countries need this kind of distraction because everyday life is already crazy as it is! So what if its only "panandaliang ligaya" (short-lived happiness)? Unlike the movies- there’s nothing quite like a live show experience. The performers are talking to you directly and there’s immediate interaction and reaction between the actors and the audience. Enough said.

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THE AVENUE Q - PHILIPPINE PRODUCTION:

Rachel Alejandro - Kate Monster / Lucy the Slut
Felix Rivera - Princeton / Rod
Joel Trinidad - Nicky / Trekkie Monster
Aiza Seguerra - Gary Coleman
Frenchie Dy - Christmas Eve
Rycharde Everley – Brian
Teenee Chan - Mrs. Thistletwat and others.

01
Sep

It Sucks To Be Me!

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IT SUCKS TO BE YOU!
 I say it sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, suck- it sucks to be you! NO, I’m not high but I’m thrilled! Doesn’t it suck to be "us" sometimes?! Well, you and I are not alone. There’s a musical that we can relate to to that feeling and it’s called Avenue Q!

I couldn’t believe it. I was talking to my sis in London and out of the blue we were singing a song from "Avenue Q" and then she says that she heard that it is going to be staged in the Philippines soon!! I was like, "OMG, you’re kidding! are you sure? Really?!" Well, I am so excited and happy for you guys in Manila because you’ll have this chance of a lifetime! Like seriously, if you’ve never watched a broadway show or a musical in your entire life, and you have the opportunity to watch it- Egad, make it this show!!! I saw this musical last year in New York with all the original cast from when it started and what a blast!

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Avenue q is a Broadway musical smash hit and winner of the 2004 Tony Awards for Best Musical. Incidentally, one of the two writers and the brain of the show, Robert Lopez is half-Filipino (his mom is!). It follows the life of a wide-eyed fresh out of college guy named Princeton in search for his purpose in life after graduation. He goes to New York to start his quest. He looks for apartments and starts at the upscale Avenue A until he goes further down his budget which leads him to Avenue Q. So Avenue Q is basically the name of the street he will now call home. Along the way, he meets interesting characters like Gary Coleman, the block’s Superintendent (yes from the hit show Different Strokes! but not the actual gary coleman of course!), the funny odd couple Brian (a comedian who doesn’t have a job!) and Christmas Eve (a japanese who worked in a Korean deli and pursues a career in Psychology and is now a therapist with no clients or "crients" as she would say it!); the roommates’ Rod (the closet gay) and Nicky (just a laid back guy and a good friend), Trekkie Monster (who is obssessed with porn!) and Kate Monster (a Kindergaten teacher who becomes the love of Princeton’s life)! Together, they find love, comfort and comedy in each other as they search for their purpose in life.

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The success of this show could be attributed to a number of things: the richness of its characters, the simple storyline, the very well written, easy to remember lyrics, the catchy tunes, and its use of puppets as the main characters which in itself is very unique. The puppets mingling with humans! Mind you, this isn’t Sesame Street stuff! Although there are similarities and was actually inspired by it. In fact, the main puppeteer who created all the puppets for the show is the very same guy who created the puppets in Sesame Street, the creative Rick Lyon. He is among the original Broadway cast who handles Trekkie Monster and Nicky onstage. This is the adult version of Sesame Street because it deals with very adult subjects ranging from sex, porn, racism and homosexuality. Very sensitive and tough subject but put it into a musical? It’s hilarious and pure genius! Well, It may be offensive to some, even scandalous (!) but I think they are the ones who forgot to bring their sense of humor while at the theater and shouldn’t be watching comedic musicals at all in that case! Oh be forewarned, there will be puppet nudity and puppet making out! ;-)

 

Newyork_sept_2006_012Avenue Q should just be taken lightly and purely for its entertainment value. Still, the 18-35 age group could very well relate to it that they might just get something out of it like pursuing what they want in life! I know I got affected and fell so much in love with it! How can you not love a song like, "it sucks to be me?!" "Purpose, it’s that little flame that lights a fire under your ass!" or with lyrics like "…the more you love someone, the more you want to kill him, the more you love someone, the more you wishing him dead!" or how about something all the guys will agree: "the internet is for porn! grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!" "how about "everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes, doesn’t mean you have to go around committing hate crimes!" Or "if you were gay, it will be ok because hey, i’d love you anyway!" How about the sweet "Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they’ll make you a mix tape to give you a clue…!" Or "Fantasies come true!" Then there’s "You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want [When You're Making Love]" and this we all can relate- "Schadenfreude- happiness at the misfortune of others, making me feel glad i’m not you! ha!" "I wish I could go back to college, life was so simple then…" "…we gotta go after the things we love while we’re still in our prime, there’s a fine, fine line between love and a waste of time!" "Everyone’s a little bit unsatisfied for now…only for now!" Geez I’m telling you, you gotta love this show!!!

Avenue_qI highly recommend it to anybody who needs cheering up! All the songs are memorable and so infectious. The funny thing is I bought the CD soundtrack first and fell in love with the CD even way before I saw the actual show!! That’s how powerful the songs are. It still drives a heavy crowd in Broadway after three years of continuous playing and is now being enjoyed by the UK crowd where it had its west end debut in a  London Theater last year! It also is a huge success there! I had my sister and her BF watch it in London and they too fell in love with the musical!! Now it’s having its Asian premier in the Philippines. Unbelievable! Heck, no matter how much the cost- go and watch it! If you don’t enjoy or smile or even chuckle one bit, send me the bill and I’ll refund your money!! It’s that excellent! I don’t know how much it will fare though with the Asian cast from the original but I read that Rachel Alejandro is going to be on it! She’ll be playing Kate monster, no doubt! And Aiza Seguerra is on it?!! Hmmm, I don’t know who she’ll be playing! I’m very interested to know how they will all play it out. Are they going to change the setting? Do it exactly as the Broadway show? Alter some lines to fit the Filipino taste? Are they going to be as good as the original?! Oh, I wish I can see it!!!

 

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You’ll be singing the songs long after you’re out of the theater and I guarantee you’ll want to grab the CD to sing along with it to your heart’s content! I know I did and I now memorize almost all the lines from it! I must have played it over a hundred times now on my ipod since I first bought the Cd and I still play it! It is my comfort theme when I’m down or stressed!! It never fails to put a smile back on my face. Grab a CD today and enjoy!

If you are in New York or London, watch it on broadway and the west end and have the best time of your life! Don’t miss the opportunity to watch it in the Philippines! You don’t get to see acclaimed broadway shows too often in a Manila Production. Go see it and let me know how it went! :-)

Meanwhile, you can go to youtube and check out Avenue q!

Lastly, let me share the lyrics of one of my fave songs on the show, "There’s a Fine, Fine Line, sang by Kate Monster:


There’s a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend;
There’s a fine, fine line between reality and pretend;
And you never know ’til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb.

There’s a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of time.

There’s a fine, fine line between a fairy tale and a lie;
And there’s a fine, fine line between "You’re wonderful" and "Goodbye."
I guess if someone doesn’t love you back it isn’t such a crime,
But there’s a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of your time.

And I don’t have the time to waste on you anymore.
I don’t think that you even know what you’re looking for.
For my own sanity, I’ve got to close the door
And walk away…
Oh…

There’s a fine, fine line between together and not
And there’s a fine, fine line between what you wanted and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want while you’re still in your prime…

There’s a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of time.